Homer's Biography
Submitted by Homer on Wed, 2008/01/16 - 00:54.Having traveled extensively in my several thousand year existence, I now wish to retire to a secluded Greek isle and live out my days in idyllic pleasure. Yet my love for writing about life's wonders and joys and suffering and misery makes me continue my journeys.
From Darfur to Chile to the United States to Burma to Bosnia, my commitment that the world should know the full truth of History keeps me from my ouzo and pushes my pen forward. For without historians who will record the unbrushed truth, man shall not understand his world.
My laurels have been sat upon long enough. The tales Achilles and Odysseus served well to define evil in their time and now new tales need to be written.
Help me young truth seeker and bring to bear the light so hated by the denizens of the underworld.