I, Sparky, was hatched at the meeting ground between Heaven and Earth.

And a snowflake.

On a trajectory to do no wrong, I have since grown in breadth and scope to infiltrate fresh realms of spirit, bravado, and ravishing yumminess most incarnate humans only dream of. Imparted with the native wisdom of a thousand planets, I venture forth to re-set the human condition on its mission as divine overseer of all known dimensions.

I do this, then I usually take my break for cookies and chocolate milk (or egg nog between Thanksgiving and Christmas).

ClearSpend is my first clarion, a reimagined stab at realigning the Heavens and the Earth (and maybe some silly snowflake,) to roust up a finer to-morrow, and a kinder to-day.